Weird Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 3

MARRIAGE, The alliance of two people, one who never remembers birthdays, and the other who never forgets them;

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is not so much finding the right person -- but being the right person;

— Nikhil Saluja

I would lick a pizza's pussy.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when a husband can determine when his wife comes to the end of one argument and begins the next;

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A wise man once told me... always believe on your wife choices.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, The only permanent cure for love;

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MARRIED MAN, a person who has learned to turn off the car motor when his wife calls: I'll be right out

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MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is best assured when, instead of looking at each other, the two look out in the same direction;

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MARRIAGE, Occurs where a man gets hooked by his own line;

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MARRIAGE LICENSE, is the only permit taken out after the hunt is over

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MARRIAGE, Is made out of two toothbrushes but a single tube of toothpaste;

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A man needs a woman like a dick needs a blowjob.

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MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, one in which a woman gives the best years of her life to the man that made them so;

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MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when a female hypochondriac marries a pill;

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MARRIAGE, A word that should be pronounced as mirage;

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MARRIAGE, A legal custom which turns a man into the captive audience of his wife;

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MARRIAGE, An event, for the upper middle class, is the only adventure left;

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MARRIAGE, Something that changes the demeanour of a driver -- there is no longer any effort needed to keep both hands on…

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They named it Twitter because Licking each other dirty asses was too long.

— Nikhil Saluja

A surprise party is a great way to show your wife how awesome you are at lying to her face.

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I want to verb your nouns adjectively.

— Nikhil Saluja

My road to success is blocked by a huge rocks obstacle with a big sign that says 'Twitter.com'

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MARRIAGE, A tradition which would suffer considerably if men had to pay the minister the same fee they will eventually have to…

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Just used my Complete Works of karate to crush a cockroach.

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MARRIAGE, Is a book in which the first chapter is written in poetry and the rest of the book is prose;

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