Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “Penis goes in , sperms cums out.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook Funny Funny facebook status Twitter Witty
“Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey that's where… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
My penis is like a homeless man, the only difference is that my penis dives into cum dumpsters. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I know that deep inside you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop, bro. — Danny Mcbride Copy Share Image
My penis is like a gun, when I set it to 'semi' the pussy cums 'automatic'. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I put the penis in happiness. I put it there, and I can pull it out too. (But why would I? That’s why I’m… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
But I don't know. Pee-wee just kind of popped out one day, pretty much fully fleshed-out and fully formed. — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
“The researchers concluded that during intercourse in the missionary position, the penis “has the shape of a boomerang.” — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time, and people… — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Many American TV actors employ agents, managers, business managers, publicists and stylists, and are now adding digital media manager to the list. Their job… — Gina Bellman Copy Share Image
