Quote by Nikhil Saluja

“The end of my penis is still a bit sore and stings a little when I take a leak. The tip’s red. My fresh-from-the-foreskin…

— Haruki Murakami

“At seventeen years old, masturbation was unfamiliar to me, but I knew the fell of a wedding ring against my cock. I couldn't count…

— Nicole Castle

“So I could write a story about a girl who was a lot like me, her ex-boyfriend, who was a lot like Satan, witha…

— Jennifer Weiner

The book which contains my autobiography, is wet since publication.

— Mak_786

“If my penis were a writer/director, it would be Woody Allen - small, neurotic, and, frankly, hit or miss.”

— Matthew Norman

in the press, my sex life was something else again. I was Lady Bountiful of the Sheets. Some of the best fiction of the…

— Doris Day

“My father hated public restrooms. Once, when I was a little boy, I had noticed he did not wash his hands after urinating and…

— J.D. Daniels

'The Dick Van Dyke Show' was my labor of love. When asked the best thing I ever did - that was it. I wrote…

— Carl Reiner

“I was a professor of penis, a connoisseur of cock, a devotee of dick, an epicure of erections. I had made it my life’s…

— Michael Murphy

“At no point during the making of this book have I inverted my penis although I did go to Blackpool which turned out to…

— Matt Rudd

At the bar: Man: what to hear a story about my penis? oh nevermind its too long. Women: hmm I was going to tell…

— Jessica

“My penis lay pathetically along my left thigh, like some small animal washed ashore.”

— Gillian Flynn