Penis-humor Quote by Matthew Norman

“Once upon a time, I wrote a book. People seemed to dig it, so I wrote another and one after that. That’s when Hollywood…

— Hank Moody

“Beware of the man who denounces woman writers; his penis is tiny and he cannot spell.”

— Erica Jong

“Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren't made by a stranger.”

— Linda Howard

“As a writer, I need more exposure. I think I’ll take off my pants. Would you mind if I kept my penis warm in…

— Jarod Kintz

“I'd saw there were millions like me, but there aren't, really: lots of blokes have impeccable music taste but don't read, lots of blokes…

— Nick Hornby

“Passion, emotion, love and romance they all look better in movies; in reality all you need is a big dick.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“So you're like a ... an amateur sleuth?" "God no. I'm more like the hapless guys in those film-noir flicks we used to watch.…

— Josh Lanyon

“I may have overmothered you and screwed you up in ways large and small, but I think it’s time you took some measure of…

— Anonymous

“The size of Frank Sinatra's penis had been on my mind for weeks. I don't know why it was bothering me so much, but…

— Peter Evans

“‎Never say you can't be a writer or a director, remember how well characters in your dreams said their dialogu.”

— Dipesh Nepal

“I'd never seen a penis in person and I was curious”

— Erin McCarthy

“And don’t even get me started on penis size. Really, it just gets better the farther south your eyes go—trust me.”

— Rachel Van Dyken