Ur Eyes Quote by Rachel Van Dyken

“I may have overmothered you and screwed you up in ways large and small, but I think it’s time you took some measure of…

— Anonymous

“Thank God I have enough skin to cover my entire body. But just barely. If my penis were a mere 2.54 centimeters longer, I…

— Jarod Kintz

“Size doesn't but dick matters!”

— Himmilicious

“My penis isn’t big. It just appeared that way because the midget’s hands were so small.”

— Jarod Kintz

“My eyebrows drew together at the idea of a little girl. “My seed is strong, woman. It makes big healthy boys. With large penises.”

— Lola Stark

“I told you. I'm always hard for you, I'm just good at hiding it. Which, actually, isn't easy when your dick is the size…

— Karina Halle

“...'it's not that you are too small, my little chick,but rather that the world is too big.”

— Melanie Benjamin

“Okay ladies...at this point of the story I have to stop and point out that size really does matter.”

— Jessica Ingro

“At night, the valleys of my body curve around him, creating a geography I never knew existed before, where size is relative and more…

— Tiffany Baker

“My penis is looooooong. Wait, I think I left off an O. Probably better that way, so I can use it as my middle…

— Jarod Kintz

“Look, I have a huge penis," he states.”

— Samantha Towle

“I'm so small that my husband won't be able to find me in the bed. And when he does, he'll discover that my breasts…

— Kristin Cashore