“The list of women he’s slept with is longer than his penis. The list is three inches long.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Seeing your friend’s penis and riding it hard moved us beyond the point of no return.” — Becca Lee Copy Share Image
“Your penis betrayed you, son. Made you think stupid. It won't be the last time that happens.” — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
Attention men! Your penis is not Pinocchio's nose! It will not get bigger if you lie! — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
“Cody was both ashamed and astonished to learn that it was actually possible to break a penis.” — Evan Gilbert Copy Share Image
“The size of Frank Sinatra's penis had been on my mind for weeks. I don't know why it was bothering me so… — Peter Evans Copy Share Image
“How do you know she had sex?” Dallas asks. “Every time a penis touches Britain, I receive a telepathic notification.” “Oh,” Dallas… — Iris Blaire Copy Share Image
Wana hear a joke about my penis? oh wait, its to long. wana hear a joke about my vagina? oh wait, you'll… — Abbey Copy Share Image
Happiness Is Like Penis. It Always Looks Small But When You Learn To Share It, You Realize How Big It Can Be. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“All civilized wo/men are prostitutes: Some sell what's between their legs; the rest sell what's between their ears.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A brick is blocking my urethra. But it’s not painful, because my penis is just that big. Oh yes, it’s as big… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Boy : Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it's too long. Girl : Wanna hear a joke about my… — Author Name Copy Share Image
“So you’re saying if I have enough sex, then I’ll get to the point where I’ll never want to see another penis… — Nina Croft Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“I’m not really an expert on the nature of holes. I just strongly feel that holes are begging to be filled (the… — Michael Vito Tosto Copy Share Image
It does not matter the size of a guy penis, as long as a girl love you in her mind, she will… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
“There is a metal bar with two small balls, one at the top and one on the underside, in the end of… — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image
“Do you have to kill people every time you take a piss?” Eve locked the men’s room door behind her. God, he… — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
“So, did you take the penis challenge?" "Ginger!" "Olivia! You better have news for me. And details. It's been a while for… — M Leighton Copy Share Image
“Alas, the penis is such a ridiculous petitioner. It is so unreliable, though everything depends on it—the world is balanced on it… — William Gass Copy Share Image
“While the moral force of Judeo-Christian tradition and the law have sought to purify the penis, and to restrict its seed to… — Gay Talese Copy Share Image
