If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys Pet Sounds. — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
So anyway, Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He… — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
Ya know, it was the sight of Brasky's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane. — Bill Brasky Brian Wilson Copy Share Image
Brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda, eating Neil Armstrong. — Bill Brasky Family Copy Share Image
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the… — Bill Brasky Pretty good Copy Share Image
We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper… — Bill Brasky Bachelor party Copy Share Image
Brasky directed that commercial where the women play basketball in high heels. — Bill Brasky Basketball Copy Share Image
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky taught his son how to drive? Well anyway, Brasky taught his son how… — Bill Brasky Time Copy Share Image
One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky… — Bill Brasky Children Copy Share Image
Bill Brasky is an eight foot two ton monster who can palm a medicine ball. — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
They use Brasky's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee Stadium. — Bill Brasky Yankee stadium Copy Share Image
Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films. — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, Brasky… — Bill Brasky God bless Copy Share Image
Ya know, he jumped off the Empire State Building this one time and he only sprained his ankle. — Bill Brasky Empire state Copy Share Image
Brasky's ranked eighteenth in the AP College Football Poll. — Bill Brasky College football Copy Share Image
His favorite TV movie is The Boy In The Plastic Bubble starring John Travolta. — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
