Marriage Quote by Bill Brasky

So anyway, Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the…

— Bill Brasky

“The waitress arrived with Leo’s Coke and my water, asking for our orders– pulled pork poutine for me because, bad Jew, and a mushroom…

— Deborah Wilde

Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way - a…

— Henny Youngman

“Stricken liked to think of his assets as mushrooms, where the best way to grow them was to keep them in the dark and…

— Larry Correia

“She made her aubergine napoleons, a beautifully layered dish of smoked mozzarella paired with a nutty, millet flour-coated, sautéed eggplant, finished lightly crispy on…

— Brian O'Reilly

Once," Balinda begins softly, "when I was in the emergency room with my mother they brought in a murderer who had been shot and…

— Kris Radish

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi!

— Anonymous

“Grimm: The Thing with Feathers (#1.16)" (2012) Monroe: Molly, my girlfriend from high school, left me for a klaustreich, so I might be a…

— Grimm

He took a bite, swallowed. "God. If asparagus tasted like that all the time, I'd be vegetarian, too." Some people in a lacquered wooden…

— John Green

“When the first book out my sister-in-law read it and we were chatting at 5 o'clock in the afternoon and she said, "Oh my…

— Sara Sheridan

So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage leaf to make an apple pie; and at the same time a great she-bear,…

— Samuel Foote

“Downstairs, Angelina rummaged through Mrs. Capuccio's refrigerator and found some pumpernickel bread, the end of a smoked pork roast, and a half a pound…

— Brian O'Reilly