Larry Correia

“- Don't get high and mighty with me with what you think you can do. - Remember that time I destroyed linear…

— Larry Correia

“Aspiring authors, get this through your head. Cover art serves one purpose, and one purpose only, to get potential customers interested long…

— Larry Correia

“I’d tell you to be careful, but I know you’ve got eyes in the back of your head.” “Tried that once. Too…

— Larry Correia

“The Healing spells on his chest were certainly earning their keep tonight. Sullivan got to his feet. The lack of noise from…

— Larry Correia

“Their patch was a molecule with fangs under the words exite! chemicus sum! Which was Latin for, Back off, man! I'm a…

— Larry Correia

“Personally, that would strike me as kind of weird, except I’m talking to Frankenstein’s monster who was just dismantled by my werewolf…

— Larry Correia

“Last time MCB was out here was when a hard rain revealed one of their experiments. A deer was exposed to it…

— Larry Correia

“And I want a pony for Christmas,”

— Larry Correia

“I'll take it off and feed it to you." I smiled at him and winked.”

— Larry Correia

“There are three kinds of people in the world: people who can't believe anything, suckers who believe everything, and a few of…

— Larry Correia

“I think that the law isn’t about words on paper. It’s about doing what’s right,”

— Larry Correia

“they will reflexively demand that somebody do something. The worst among us always see this as an opportunity for political gain. The…

— Larry Correia

“[W]hen all else fails, kill it with fire.”

— Larry Correia

“Owen, we've got to talk," Mosh said as he painfully ground the bus into a higher gear. He turned and looked at…

— Larry Correia

“I'm not in the redemption business”

— Larry Correia

“Sullivan figured they were mostly in it for the money, a few for the adventure, and the rest because they’d follow Bob…

— Larry Correia

“Wait a second, is a snooty book critic actually admitting to judging books by their covers?”

— Larry Correia

“For a soul-leeching demon, Lana really wasn’t all bad. *”

— Larry Correia

On an otherwise normal Tuesday evening I had the chance to live the American Dream. I was able to throw my incompetent…

— Larry Correia

“I’ll distract her . . . Okay, lady. Say hello to my little friend.” Lance began to laugh maniacally. “What’d you do?”…

— Larry Correia

If you are serious, and you want to make a living as an author, then you need to hustle. Period. If you…

— Larry Correia

“I’d say the worst part of all this is the feeling of betrayal, but I’m betting the part where they break in…

— Larry Correia

“The sight of so many guns, mostly deer rifles and duck guns but with a smattering of black rifles and riot shotguns,…

— Larry Correia

“If you expect to survive, you must keep your wits about you. You must keep your firearms clean, your knives sharp, and—if…

— Larry Correia

“I hate running. Hate, hate, hate it. Running is something that skinny people do so they can brag about it to those…

— Larry Correia