Dick Quote by Larry Correia

“Thanks a bunch, brother. Remind me to thank you with a fist in your fool face.”

— Sandra Hill

Mr. President [Barack Obama], it was a great honor being with you and I look forward to being with you many, many more times…

— Donald Trump

“Well, everybody seems to be doing it," I said, "so I suppose I had better make the thing unanimous. Here's a fiver." "Why, thank…

— P.G. Wodehouse

That awkward moment when a really nice lady is helping you and you say Thank you Sir.

— Anonymous

Thank you, sir, but I am perfectly content being the bride of death.

— Seth Grahame-Smith

Thank you sir, for giving me the chance to fulfill my potential here.

— Anonymous

“Whatever this guy was about to dish out, I was prepared to respond with, “Thank you, sir, and, may I have another?”

— Nick Pageant

“Thank you...Sir.” I tried a simple word myself, and it rolled nicely out of my mouth and fell into the space between us like…

— Solace Ames

“I am putting out the brown suit, sir.' 'No, I think I'll wear the blue with the faint red stripe.' 'Not the blue with…

— PG Wodehouse

“His cock was beautiful. He had low hanging balls. His dick, which was long like the rest of him, was standing proud. The skin…

— James Cox

You looking for a dick punch?

— Hank Moody

“I told you. I'm always hard for you, I'm just good at hiding it. Which, actually, isn't easy when your dick is the size…

— Karina Halle