Dick Quote by Karina Halle

“Uh huh. Oh, except for my underwear. They’re a little tight. I think my butt is getting bigger too.” “More for me to squeeze.”…

— Nina Lane

“I had a long, hard day today. 18 inches long, to be exact. I had to deal with a dick all day, and I…

— Jarod Kintz

“ You've had it the easiest. What good is all your privilege, you soft, spoiled thing, if you can't stand on your own legs? ”

— Maggie Stiefvater

“Seems where you’re concerned nothing is easy, so no, I’m not making this easy when everything about you makes me hard.” I sucked in…

— Anonymous

“You know...acting like a dick...won't make yours any bigger.”

— J.L. McCoy

“Not hard anymore, are you?! Take that Penis!”

— Belle Aurora

“There is never a penis that is as comfortable hard as it is soft in a pair of jeans.”

— John Goode

“And don’t even get me started on penis size. Really, it just gets better the farther south your eyes go—trust me.”

— Rachel Van Dyken

“And I am a hard woman, -impossible to put off.”

— Charlotte Brontë

“It's not your size. It's your inner strength.”

— Maria Dorfner

“my dick was so hard I could have let him do pull ups on it. One-handed pull ups, I admit, but still – pull ups.”

— Nick Pageant

“These times are hard, and so is my penis.”

— Jarod Kintz