Humor Quote by J.L. McCoy Download Open image ““You know...acting like a dick...won't make yours any bigger.”” — J.L. McCoy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Vampire
“Do you know the problems with dicks? They’re attached to bigger dicks.” — Lexi Blake Copy Share Image
“...'it's not that you are too small, my little chick,but rather that the world is too big.” — Melanie Benjamin Copy Share Image
“Are you sure about this? It’s a bit short.” “So? It’s poetry, not dick size.” — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“Okay ladies...at this point of the story I have to stop and point out that size really does matter.” — Jessica Ingro Copy Share Image
“Don't be a dick,' I whisper. 'You haven't even seen me start to be a dick.” — Rebecca Yarros Copy Share Image
“You know, you’re kind of a badass.” “Please, if I had balls they’d be bigger than yours.” — Abria Mattina Copy Share Image
“My dick leaps to life. Her gaze drops to the front of my pants. “I have a big dick ahead of me,” she says,… — Kendall Ryan Copy Share Image
“I told you. I'm always hard for you, I'm just good at hiding it. Which, actually, isn't easy when your dick is the size… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
“Dear God, that man has a magnificent body.' ............. 'It’s like having a cupcake thrust in front of your face and not being allowed… — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
“He looked at me with such raw need that my heart skipped a beat. He licked his lips and slowly lowered his head to… — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
“Oh, shut up Hagan. I'm not doing it for you; I'm doing it for me. I don't want your blood getting all over my… — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
“What you feel for me, is it caused by your vampirism, or do you yourself feel that way? Because, I mean, I guess I… — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
“I don't know if i can," I said, looking up into Archer's eyes. "Honestly, Archer....I'm tired of being scared, tired of loving you on… — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
“You guys just aren’t fair, between your vampire pheromones and your gorgeous good looks, we humans just don’t stand a chance.” — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
“This isn’t the girl I fell in love with. My sweet, giving, patient, loving, caring, fun-loving Skye disappeared when you were kidnapped. I’m so… — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
“Kiss me one last time Skye... before I die. I want to enter heaven with the taste of you on my lips.” — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
“He kicked my ass, but he also treated me like a person and not just some girl.” — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
