Humor Quote by J.L. McCoy Download Open image ““Um, she'll take your number if you're single”” — J.L. McCoy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Mathematics Pick up lines Vampire
“I was accustomed to women saying “yes” to me within seconds, and I’d never had to work this hard just to get someone’s phone… — Whitney G Copy Share Image
“My phone buzzes again. Crush: You're single. I'm single. Let's mingle.” — Jillian Dodd Copy Share Image
“When a girl says she is single that is your chance to steal her heart forever” — Allie Roberts Copy Share Image
“The cute girl at the bar asked for my number. I told her I’m number one. Then I gave her the area code and… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If you have a problem with me, call me. If you don’t have my number than that means you don’t know me well enough… — WizKhalllifa Copy Share Image
“Have I become the girl who waits by the phone, hoping it will ring, who asks a friend to dial her number to make… — Candace Bushnell Copy Share Image
“I’m so lonely, I just need somebody to call me—even if it’s a wrong number. I’m also hungry, so maybe that caller could order… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“To drive a woman away, tell her that you are unemployed. To bore her, tell her that you are single.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Dear God, that man has a magnificent body.' ............. 'It’s like having a cupcake thrust in front of your face and not being allowed… — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
“He looked at me with such raw need that my heart skipped a beat. He licked his lips and slowly lowered his head to… — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
“Oh, shut up Hagan. I'm not doing it for you; I'm doing it for me. I don't want your blood getting all over my… — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
“What you feel for me, is it caused by your vampirism, or do you yourself feel that way? Because, I mean, I guess I… — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
“I don't know if i can," I said, looking up into Archer's eyes. "Honestly, Archer....I'm tired of being scared, tired of loving you on… — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
“You guys just aren’t fair, between your vampire pheromones and your gorgeous good looks, we humans just don’t stand a chance.” — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
“This isn’t the girl I fell in love with. My sweet, giving, patient, loving, caring, fun-loving Skye disappeared when you were kidnapped. I’m so… — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
“Kiss me one last time Skye... before I die. I want to enter heaven with the taste of you on my lips.” — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
“He kicked my ass, but he also treated me like a person and not just some girl.” — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
“I’m coming, you impatient old coot! Keep your panties on!” -Skye yelling back to Hagan.” — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
