Humor Quote by J.L. McCoy Download Open image ““I’m coming, you impatient old coot! Keep your panties on!” -Skye yelling back to Hagan.”” — J.L. McCoy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Vampires
“Oh, shut up Hagan. I'm not doing it for you; I'm doing it for me. I don't want your blood getting all over my… — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
“soon you’ll be able to control it, ya know. Come and go, free as you please. Although the island - oh she will still… — Dave Johnston Copy Share Image
“Screw caution," Tori said. "I'm outta here." We looked at her. "Well, I am. As long as someone comes with me." We kept looking… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
“A little stimulated at not finding her ready and waiting - so fanciful are men! - he hastened on...” — Thomas Hardy Copy Share Image
“Skye: Did you really mean what you just said up there? Craig: Yes... and so much more. Three years too late, I guess. Skye:… — Kim Askew Copy Share Image
“Relieved, I wait anxiously for her to kick-start the next round of stimulating conversation.” — Alretha Thomas Copy Share Image
“She regards me quietly and then she quotes something Mistress Coyle once said to me. “We are the choices we make.” It takes me… — Patrick Ness Copy Share Image
“I cast a look at where Rhys still remained sprawled on the cushions, watching us with raised brows. 'For someone who was just dead,' I said tightly, 'you seem remarkably relaxed.' Rhys smirked. 'I'm glad you're bouncing back to your usual spirits, Feyre darling.' Drakon snorted, and took my hands, squeezing them as tightly as his mate had. 'What he… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share
“I stared at Kate in disbelief. "I know, I know," she said, walking toward me, hands raised as if to calm a dangerous beast.… — Kenneth Oppel Copy Share Image
“...since coming home, her life had stood still and a fine day like this made her impatient, almost desperate.” — Ian McEwan Copy Share Image
“Dear God, that man has a magnificent body.' …… 'It’s like having a cupcake thrust in front of your face and not being allowed… — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
“He looked at me with such raw need that my heart skipped a beat. He licked his lips and slowly lowered his head to… — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
“Oh, shut up Hagan. I'm not doing it for you; I'm doing it for me. I don't want your blood getting all over my… — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
“What you feel for me, is it caused by your vampirism, or do you yourself feel that way? Because, I mean, I guess I… — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
“I don't know if i can," I said, looking up into Archer's eyes. "Honestly, Archer…I'm tired of being scared, tired of loving you on… — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
“You guys just aren’t fair, between your vampire pheromones and your gorgeous good looks, we humans just don’t stand a chance.” — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
“This isn’t the girl I fell in love with. My sweet, giving, patient, loving, caring, fun-loving Skye disappeared when you were kidnapped. I’m so… — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
“Kiss me one last time Skye... before I die. I want to enter heaven with the taste of you on my lips.” — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
“He kicked my ass, but he also treated me like a person and not just some girl.” — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
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In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image