Humor Quote by J.L. McCoy

“I know. But I figure after one look at you in that dress, he’ll drop dead of a heart attack.” “That would be the…

— Liliana Hart

“It's the gig. You're covered in blood until you're covered in your own blood.”

— Eric Kripke

“What did you think was going to ensue when you chose Hagan's big ass to train me? That guy is wicked fierce and a…

— J.L. McCoy

“You can’t get the blood out.”

— Steven Ramirez

“If I’m called on to shed my blood, it doesn't matter because it's for the good of everyone else.”

— Manlio Argueta

“Are you out of your fucking mind? I just got back and I can barely stand on my own. What do you want me…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Believe it or not, there are plenty of ways to satisfy your need for blood without harming anyone." I raised an eyebrow. "Yeah, but…

— Jaye Wells

“You can keep the glory. I'm just here for the blood.”

— Jay Kristoff

“Now go put some clothes on. Because if you want me to concentrate, you can’t dangle that much naked man in front of me.…

— Elizabeth Hunter

“Look at yourself right now. You’re half dead from blood loss, and you’re out shopping. These disguises look great, but that’s all they are:…

— Kim Harrison

“If you want blood, come and get it. If you're here to fuck me, just name your place and position. Otherwise, get out.”

— Aja James

“Ladies haven't the luxury of being squeamish about blood.”

— Mackenzi Lee