“How did scrambled eggs get stuck with breakfast exclusivity? You can put bacon on a sandwich without anyone freaking out. But the… — John Green Copy Share Image
According to the conventions of the genre, Augustus Waters kept his sense of humor till the end, did not for a moment… — John Green Copy Share Image
“But you see, I am in a similar situation. I do not control the little devil sitting on my left shoulder. The… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Catfish always drink alcoholic ether if begged, for every catfish enjoys heightened intoxication; gross indulgence can be calamitous, however; duly, garfish babysit… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Ben starts. "I Spy with my little eye something I really like." "Oh I know," Radar says. "It's the taste of balls."… — John Green Copy Share Image
“I don't know whether it was the general anxiety of being on a date (albeit one with my would-be date sitting five… — John Green Copy Share Image
“My dad: “Emily, this risotto…” My mom: “It’s just delicious.” Gus’s mom: “Oh, thanks. I’d be happy to give you the recipe.”… — John Green Copy Share Image
“On time for us was thirty minutes before actually started, because the half hour before the first bell was the highlight of… — John Green Copy Share Image
“I have a boy problem,” I said. “DELICIOUS,” Kaitlyn responded. I told her all about it, complete with the awkward face touching,… — John Green Copy Share Image
“What the hell is instant? Nothing is instant. Instant rice takes five minutes, instant pudding in an hour.” — John Green Copy Share Image
“I tried to go to sleep with my headphones still on, but then after a while my mom and dad came in,… — John Green Copy Share Image
“When I got out of the movie, I had four text messages from Augustus. Tell me my copy is missing the last… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Hey, I notice you look like you're coming down off a meth binge and smell vaguely of algae. Were you perchance dancing… — John Green Copy Share Image
“And then, in boating supplies, Margo located an air horn. She took it out of the box and held it up in… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Most would live into adulthood, as Patrick had. (Which meant there was quite a lot of competitiveness about it, with everybody wanting… — John Green Copy Share Image
“The way young people speak about one another's bodies says a great deal about our society. In today's world, boys are much… — John Green Copy Share Image
“I want to have scrambled eggs for dinner without this ridiculous construction that a scrambled egg-inclusive meal is breakfast even when it… — John Green Copy Share Image
“It's gas! It's gonna blow!" Ben shouts. He throws open the passenger door and takes off, running in a panic. He hurdles… — John Green Copy Share Image
“And if the inevitability of human oblivion worries you, I encourage you to ignore it.” — John Green Copy Share Image
“We should do something,” I said. “Can the something be play blind-guy video games while sitting on the couch?” “Yeah, that’s just… — John Green Copy Share Image
“The pigs can't stop the fox; I'm too quick,' Takumi said to himself. "I can rhyme while I run; I'm that slick.” — John Green Copy Share Image
“You know how sometimes you see a really sexy baby? Wait that sounds fucked up.” — John Green Copy Share Image
“A nonhot boy stares at you and it is, at best, awkward and, at worst, a form of assault. But a hot… — John Green Copy Share Image
Issac:"I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters." Computer: "I don't understand-" Issac: "Me neither. Pause — John Green Copy Share Image
She smiled with all the delight of a kid on Christmas morning and said, "Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die." -… — John Green Copy Share Image
Neither novels or their readers benefit from any attempts to divine whether any facts hide inside a story. Such efforts attack the very idea… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Traffic's not too bad on Sheridan, and I'm cornering the car like it's the Indy 500, and we're listening to my favorite NMH song,… — John Green Copy Share Image
So I was ugly. I was never fat, really, and I never wore headgear or had zits or anything. But I was ugly. I… — John Green Copy Share Image
“said to him quietly, as if I couldn’t hear or something. Dad was about to respond but I interrupted.” — John Green Copy Share Image
I believe humans have souls, and I believe in the conservation of souls. — John Green Copy Share Image
