“When I received the Culver Creek Handbook over the summer and noticed happily that the “Dress Code” section contained only two words,… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Empires rose and fell, and still the speaker droned on in his cicada-like monotony...” — John Green Copy Share Image
“I thought we were in the clear as we began to round the corner of the bleachers, but then I saw, out… — John Green Copy Share Image
“According to the conventions of the genre, Augustus Waters kept his sense of humor till the end, did not for a moment… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Hi, Support Group Hazel. Come over here so I can examine your face with my hands and see deeper into your soul… — John Green Copy Share Image
“When we were kids the coolest dinosaur in world was the brontosaurus, which means 'THUNDERLIZARD'. But it turns out brontosaurs isn't even… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Yes, it's difficult to ascertain whether he is trying to arouse her or perform a breast exam.” — John Green Copy Share Image
“I said, “ I’m sorry , sir , but we don’t speak Swedish .” “Well, of course you don’t. Neither do I… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Then on Sunday night while I’m at the computer checking to see if anyone’s online, my dad’s head appears in my doorway.… — John Green Copy Share Image
“I will acknowledge that over the course of the evening there has been both breaking and entering. There was entering at Becca’s… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Yours most sincerely, Peter Van Houten c/o Lidewij Vliegnthart “WHAT?!” I shouted aloud. “WHAT IS THIS LIFE?” — John Green Copy Share Image
“Mia,' she whispered. I turned around. 'What?' I whispered back. She smiled at me a little. 'LEEERRROOOY JEEENNKKIINNNSS!' she shouted, then spun… — John Green Copy Share Image
“I never wish I could go back and write more, no. I spent a long, long time trying to write the book… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Hazel, do you enjoy it?' I paused a second, trying to figure out if my response should be calibrated to please Augustus… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Imagine taking that last drive to the hospital," I said quietly. "The last time you'll ever drive a car." Without looking over… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Yeah, Pudge is adorable / but you want incorrigible / so Jake is more endurable / 'cause he's so - damn. Damn.… — John Green Copy Share Image
Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Kevin doesn't just wake up with that spiky bedhead look, Pudge. He works for it. He loves that hair. They leave their… — John Green Copy Share Image
“It rather goes without saying that Katherine drank her coffee black. Katherines do, generally. They like their coffee like they like their… — John Green Copy Share Image
“The beers all broke," he says again, and nods toward the split-open cooler, gallons of foaming liquid pouring out from inside it.… — John Green Copy Share Image
“He did not believe in having a sock drawer or a T-shirt drawer. He believed that all drawers were created equal and… — John Green Copy Share Image
Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is actually used to cut diamonds," I added.… — John Green Copy Share Image
“When you say nasty things about people, you should never say the true ones, because you can't really trully and honestly take… — john green Copy Share Image
Issac:"I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters." Computer: "I don't understand-" Issac: "Me neither. Pause — John Green Copy Share Image
She smiled with all the delight of a kid on Christmas morning and said, "Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die." -… — John Green Copy Share Image
Neither novels or their readers benefit from any attempts to divine whether any facts hide inside a story. Such efforts attack the very idea… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Traffic's not too bad on Sheridan, and I'm cornering the car like it's the Indy 500, and we're listening to my favorite NMH song,… — John Green Copy Share Image
So I was ugly. I was never fat, really, and I never wore headgear or had zits or anything. But I was ugly. I… — John Green Copy Share Image
“said to him quietly, as if I couldn’t hear or something. Dad was about to respond but I interrupted.” — John Green Copy Share Image
I believe humans have souls, and I believe in the conservation of souls. — John Green Copy Share Image
