American government Quote by John Green

Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is actually used to cut diamonds. Ben, getting you a…

— John Green

My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice.

— Kendall Jenner

You just walk over there and into the office and say, 'Hey, be my prom date,'" he said. "It's that simple.

— Sarah Dessen

I'm your prom date, you ugly sack of shit!

— Dante (DmC

“But my stomach starts constricting because I MIGHT HAVE WANTED IT TO BE A DATE. I mean, what is that? Dates lead to commitment…

— Nyrae Dawn

I've had marriage proposals, invitations to military balls and even a few prom offers from 18-year-old boys.

— Hope Solo

“My heart lurches as all the implications sink in. I’ve seen this movie before. The plot is simple: First, you take an urgent date-driven…

— Gene Kim

If a girl you're on a date with expresses ideals similar to those expressed by social justice bullies, end the date.

— Mike Cernovich

The douchiest thing a guy could do on a date is to make a girl pay. If you invite her out and then make…

— Michael B. Jordan

The process of a date, I think, is terrible. Horrible. Because everything is banal and predicted.

— Miuccia Prada

Date idea: run away from society together.

— Christine

What we're not for is negotiating with people with a bomb strapped to their chest.

— Eric Bolling