Humor Quote by John Green

“The staircase that was revealed was lit with a soft red glow. I feel like I'm walking down into a porn movie," V muttered…

— J.R. Ward

“Le Ann looked at me again, and her tears immediately dried up. She said, “OK.” Now, she looked at me like I was her…

— Le David Morris

Mia Maz glanced aside in concern at his muffled snort. "Are you all right?" "Yes. Sorry," he whispered. "I'm just having an attack of…

— Lois McMaster Bujold

“He moved to sniff some white-and-yellow flowers. A nightmare. This was a nightmare. “You can’t really like flowers.” Again those dark eyes shifted to…

— Sarah J Maas

“Annabelle coughs and glares at Blue. “What did you do? Did I just swallow something?” Blue pulls her into a hug. “You’re my best…

— Victoria Scott

“I turned. Rhysand leaned against the archway into the sitting room, arms crossed, wings nowhere to be seen, dressed in his usual immaculate black…

— Sarah J. Maas

“Thank you, miss …?” “Annabelle.” She dropped a napkin onto his lap and smiled. “And might I say you are a handsome gent. Beautiful…

— Keri Lake

“What do you want to trust me with tonight?" A sigh escaped forcefully, waving the white flag that I was a melted, scorched woman…

— Shelly Crane

“Kota!” I said, stepping away from my sisters and Lucy. “You can sleep on the couch or in the garage or in the tree…

— Kiera Cass

“I cast a look at where Rhys still remained sprawled on the cushions, watching us with raised brows. 'For someone who was just dead,'…

— Sarah J. Maas

“A hand closed over my wrist. I looked over, and there was Lilly, cast in moonlight and blue, hair snaking around her, a siren…

— Kevin Emerson

[Keenan] 'What am I going to do?' He sank to the floor. [Donia] 'Hope that some of us are kinder to you than you've…

— Melissa Marr