“God, you had enough time to have been through it three times. You've been through my stuff. I bet you over and… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“When you're twenty-one, life is a roadmap. It's only when you get to twenty-five or so that you begin to suspect you've… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“What I know now is that gallant young men rarely get pussy. Put it on a sampler and hang it in your… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“I know they say that a stiff dick has no conscience, but I tell you now that some cunts have teeth...” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“I'm going out for a bottle of champagne. We're going to get bombed.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Say, darling, I'm giving you this wonderful present, it's a machine that eats at one end and shits out the other, it's… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“She was satisfied with the answer God had given Moses from the burning bush when Moses had seen fit to question. Who… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I saw something even more beautiful than a sense of humor: an appreciation for life’s essential absurdity. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“I have seen many cases like N. during the five years I've been in practice. I sometimes picture these unfortunates as men… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“...you'll find that God often chooses to speak through the dying and the insane...A healthy person might be apt to filter the… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Stand right there. If your ass loses contact with that wall, you are going to lose contact with life as you have… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“At 1:37 P.M. mountain time, Tierney climbed into the shotgun seat of the cruiser and said, ‘How fast does this go?’ ‘Sir!… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
There is a relationship between humor and fear. Think of all the gags you ever heard that have to do with dismemberment,… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
When machines fail, when technology fails, when the conventional religion fails, people have got to have something. Even a zombin lurching through… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“On Twitter at last, and can't think of a thing to say. Some writer I turned out to be.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“A large praying mantis was performing ablutions on the springy stem of the kid's cowlick. The gunslinger snorted laughter-the first in gods… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Molly was a helluva nice girl, but her fried eggs looked like broiled assholes.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Why do you keep looking back there?" the guy in charge had asked. "From time to time I need an antidote," Eddie… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Pam's father had been diagnosed with rectal cancer. It didn't surprise me. Put a bunch of white assholes together and you're going… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“The Disney parks are scripted, and I hate that. Hate it. I think what they are doing down there in Orlando is… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Luck was a joke. Even good luck was just bad luck with its hair combed.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“The adult was Eric "Rusty" Everett, thirty-seven, a physician's assistant working with Dr. Ron Haskell, whom Rusty often thought of as The… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Shall there be truth between us, as two men? Not as friends, but as enemies and equals? — Stephen King Copy Share Image
The worst advice? 'Don't listen to the critics.' I think that you really ought to listen to the critics, because sometimes they're telling you… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“October 3, 2017 The clown, Hagarty said, looked like a cross between Ronald McDonald and that old TV clown, Bozo—or so he thought at… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Eddie saw great things and near misses. Albert Einstein as a child, not quite struck by a run-away milk-wagon as he crossed a street.… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
It hurt, of course, but more often than not the best things do, I've found. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“The idea that creative endeavor and mind-altering substances are entwined is one of the great pop-intellectual myths of our time... Creative people probably do… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“The sun had burned through and the day had gone from dull to dazzling, yet in the west blask-satin thunderheads continued to stack up.… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“God, you had enough time to have been through it three times. You've been through my stuff. I bet you over and let one… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Flakes of snow swirled and danced across the porch. The Overlook faced it as it had for nearly three-quarters of a century, its darkened… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“In that instant it all seemed to come clear to him- it came in a grisly flash of light, and he realized that the… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Who gets to be best-liked in any community? Who is the most trusted? Why, the man who does the dirty job, of course, and… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“¿Lo ves, tonto? Volvió a regañarse. Tú lo inventaste todo, gato asustado. No fue más que tu imaginación, gato asustado, gato asustado... No te… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
