Christmas Quote by Stephen King

“I'll give you your Christmas present now if you'll give me mine." I shook my head. "At breakfast." "But it's Christmas now." "Breakfast." "Whatever…

— Dashiell Hammett

“Christmas is like candy; it slowly melts in your mouth sweetening every taste bud, making you wish it could last forever.”

— Richelle E. Goodrich

“If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding,…

— Charles Dickens

“...giving me the exact kind of smile of someone who, on Christmas morning, has just unwrapped an expensive present he already owns.”

— David Foster Wallace

“Seriously, Santa. Fuck off and go and deliver some presents.”

— K.M. Golland

“It was the happiest Christmas Eve he had ever spent. To quote his own words, he had a rotten Christmas.”

— H.H. Munro

“Last December I saw an advertisement outside an electronics store. There was a little boy, delirious with delight, surrounded by computers, stereos, and other…

— Derrick Jensen

“Say who with the what now? Well, Merry Christmas and Ho Ho Holy Crap. Just what the hell have I been yammering on about?”

— Qwen Salsbury

“Maybe I need to immerse the fabric of my soul in torrential nature of Christmas, and in doing so to finally understand that it…

— Craig D. Lounsbrough

“It's your Christmas present. What is? All this. The whole world. The houses, cars, streets, the wind... it's all yours. You can do what…

— Lukas Moodysson

“Most kids grow up leaving something out for Santa at Christmas time when he comes down the chimney. I used to make presents for…

— Jeanette Winterson

“here we have the perfect gift to share with the world, just bursting to be opened, and we keep it sitting there, wrapped tightly…

— Jen Sincero