Christmas Quote by Annie Jocoby Download Open image ““If ifs and buts were candies and nuts, we’d all have a merry fucking Christmas.”” — Annie Jocoby ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Christmas
“If ifs and buts were candies and nuts we’d all have a very Merry Christmas,” — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
“Well, if ifs and nuts were candy and nuts, then we’d all have a Merry Christmas. (Serenity)” — Kinley MacGregor Copy Share Image
If 'ifs' and 'buts' were candy and nuts, wouldn't it be a Merry Christmas? — Don Meredith Copy Share Image
“Christmas is like candy; it slowly melts in your mouth sweetening every taste bud, making you wish it could last forever.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“Would that the spirit of Christmas could live within our hearts every day of the year.” — Sarah Ban Breathnach Copy Share Image
“When did wishing someone a Merry Christmas become politically incorrect?” — Suzanne Woods Fisher Copy Share Image
“Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Let's see, what've we got for the little girl to eat? Nothing, I hoped, but he brought a tin of Christmas candies, which seemed… — Munro Alice Copy Share Image
“Christmas is a time of sharing, and joy and grace. There's no better time to entertain family and friends than now.” — Shelley Shepard Gray Copy Share Image
“Say who with the what now? Well, Merry Christmas and Ho Ho Holy Crap. Just what the hell have I been yammering on about?” — Qwen Salsbury Copy Share Image
“Missing a nose. With these children Santa has to be careful not to ask, "And what would you like for Christmas?” — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“He shouldn’t have to pay for the bad relationships and bad men that came before him. He shouldn’t have to pay for the sins… — Annie Jocoby Copy Share Image
“You can’t just assume that just because they have beauty and wealth that they aren’t touched by tragedy, heartbreak, cheating, and everything else that… — Annie Jocoby Copy Share Image
“was the typical supermodel type that I had been noticing all over town since I started hanging” — Annie Jocoby Copy Share Image
“That you always need to look closer at people’s lives. You can’t just assume that just because they have beauty and wealth that they… — Annie Jocoby Copy Share Image
“need to take Alexis home. I hope you don’t mind if she comes with us in the car.” I didn’t protest.” — Annie Jocoby Copy Share Image
“I woke up in a strange hotel room. Cotton mouth, a strange, sweet taste on my tongue, a feeling that every muscle was bloated… — Annie Jocoby Copy Share Image
The notion of a non-religious Christmas is ridiculous. But so is the insistence on the part of Christians that politicians and retailers carry out… — Rachel Campos-Duffy Copy Share Image
As we are coming to the end of the year, I want you to forget about the past, the failure, the negative thoughts or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
May you have the spirit of Christmas which is Peace, the gladness of Christmas which is Hope, and the Heart of Christmas which is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To my future children; you will know the true meaning of Christmas just not you get gifts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a… — Al Smith Copy Share Image
Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things." "But different things can often blend… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“Why did he hesitate? He finally admitted to himself that he was like an American child who was almost completely certain about Santa Claus,… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd rather be… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
