Christmas Quote by Janet Evanovich

“Jeez! I thought you said you were just gonna set up the tree? It looks like Santa shit Christmas in here!”

— Toni Aleo

“Remember, if Christmas isn't found in your heart, you won't find it under a tree.”

— Charlotte Carpenter

“That is a perfectly good mini Christmas tree. We are going to sell that to charity because that is what Christmas is all about.”

— Steve Carell

“Why is a Christmas tree better than a man? Because it stays up, has cute balls, and looks good with the lights on!”

— Emily Giffin

“The Christmas tree is a symbol of love, not money. There's a kind of glory to them when they're all lit up that exceeds…

— Andy Rooney

“I wish we could get a real tree," Bug says. "Then at least we'd have one real tradition, since that whole Santa thing's a…

— Sarah Ockler

“You have more balls than a Christmas tree.”

— Anonymous

“There's nothing crazier than a Christmas tree all lit up.”

— Jenny Han

“It is not a Christmas tree!" said the King, so firmly that all the girls stopped jumping about. "This is a house of mourning.…

— Heather Dixon

“Missing a nose. With these children Santa has to be careful not to ask, "And what would you like for Christmas?”

— David Sedaris

“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all thirty feet tall.”

— Larry Wilde

“Seriously, Santa. Fuck off and go and deliver some presents.”

— K.M. Golland