Bed Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go and wake up

— Daphne Zuniga

Women are like ovens -it takes time for them to get warmed up. Men, on the other hand, are like microwaves -you push one…

— Anonymous

Most men think they are good drivers. Most women think they are good in bed. They aren't.

— Jonathan Carroll

A fact of modern life is that it takes women longer to get ready than men.

— Jessica Savitch

Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men.

— Germaine Greer

If women can sleep their way to the top, how come they aren't there?

— Ellen Goodman

Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.

— Peter Ustinov

It's folly that women measure their happiness with the pleasures of the bed, but they do. And when the pleasure cools or their man…

— Euripides

I expect we are all jealous of the women in their past, but how much less exciting if the women had not kept the…

— Patrick White

As lovers, the difference between men and women is that women can love all day long, but men only at times.

— W. Somerset Maugham

Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and…

— Jerry Seinfeld

Most men are the same. They're only interested in fucking you and they don't care whether you're happy or sad. They just want to…

— Cameron Diaz