Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Some people like to keep their grass cut really short, so they can see the intruders coming. Keep those kill zones open.… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I just love people. I love this country. I am the American dream. I grew up by the airport with a dirt… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
All these years I've sat in airports and kind of drawn people and put like Far Side captions on them. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Sophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Please don't get me wrong here. I'm not making fun of old people. In fact I think that's the goal of everybody… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
As an actor, there was that freedom of not having to worry about lights or marks or other people. It was just… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I talked to Larry the Cable Guy the other day. Larry's made more money than 10 people should ever make in a… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
When I first started out, being from the South and going to New York or Chicago, people kept telling me to get… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
A lot of people up North, they think everybody from the South is married to their sister and has seen a UFO.… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If your stomach blocks your view of your feet, cover it up! The only people who should be wearing belly shirts are… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
People should see your faith. If all you do is talk about your faith and people don't see it, but they ought… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it? — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I think with a comedian, when you get to the point of a greatest hits, it's kind of an acknowledgment that you've… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Country music is about new love and it's about old love. It's about gettin' drunk and gettin' sober. It's about leavin' and… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window! — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
