Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Talking with Gary Busey is kinda like sex. You want to do it, you just don't want to be alone when you… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Please don't get me wrong here. I'm not making fun of old people. In fact I think that's the goal of everybody… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Because criminals know that when they see a house with 2 foot tall grass, a dog on a chain, and an engine… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
That's just something instinctual within men. We always feel like we've got to protect our stuff. Even if it's not worth protecting,… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Country music is about new love and it's about old love. It's about gettin' drunk and gettin' sober. It's about leavin' and… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window! — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
