Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window! — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I've got nothing against tattoos. I don't have one myself. If I did, it would be right there next to my watch.… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window! — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
