Car Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven…

— Jeff Foxworthy

I rented a car. I didn't really need one, I just wanted to make one less available. I wanted one businessman on the bus…

— Mitch Hedberg

I have very nice cars. I never get to drive them, because I'm never home.

— Gabriel Iglesias

I've driven just about every kind of car there is.

— Mario Andretti

A lot of people who can afford a vehicle are deciding against owning one. They just need access to transport. So, our job is…

— Anand Mahindra

I don't have a car and have decided never to own one.

— Bhavish Aggarwal

I always drove the crappiest cars out there.

— Danny Amendola

I used to drive a convertible around L.A. a lot.

— Jonathan Levine

I own a car: a minivan. But don't tell anyone, 'cause they're gonna ask to borrow it.

— Ad-Rock

There were times when I thought I would never own a car.

— Victor Cruz

I'm a New Yorker, so I don't own a car, but I rent a lot of cars.

— Michael Bastian

I have a car that I like - an Aston Martin - for Sunday drives in the country.

— Seth MacFarlane