Car Quotes by Steven Wright
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Wright’s dry humor turns the ordinary act of driving into a series of absurd observations. Eighteen succinct lines deliver his signature, thought‑provoking punchlines about the world on wheels.
![“For a while I didn't have a car . . . I had a helicopter . . . no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running. [slow glance upward]” quote by Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/5ea/steven-wright-432_car_for-a-while-i-didn-t-have-a-car-i-had-a_914504.jpg)
![“A cop stopped me for speeding/ He said, 'Why were you going so fast?' I said, 'See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing [mimes steering wheel]? This steers it'” quote by Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/6ae/steven-wright-432_car_a-cop-stopped-me-for-speeding-he-said-wh_1022504.jpg)
