Areas Quote by Steven Wright

I parked in the tow-away zone, and when I got back, the entire neighborhood was gone.

— Steven Wright

I was brought home to a trailer in Highland, MI.

— Dax Shepard

I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose.

— Anonymous

I parked in front of the Field Museum under a NO PARKING sign. There were a couple of actual spots I could have used,…

— Jim Butcher

Once, I got lost in the middle of the desert and had to follow the North Star to find the dirt road where my…

— Trevor Paglen

Parking is a nightmare for me... I still have sensors on my car that help me park.

— Jordana Brewster

If there isn't a parking space out front or I can't see my car from the window, we're eating somewhere else.

— Jay Leno

For a while I didn't have a car . . . I had a helicopter . . . no place to park it, so…

— Steven Wright

My car broke down just the other day, I called triple A, they came and towed me away!

— Rodney Dangerfield

I'd never had people drive me around, and then all of a sudden, if a car didn't come, I'd say, "Where's my car?"

— Patti Smith

I've always felt we weren't physical enough on the back line. Now there's a no - parking sign in front of our net.

— Dean Lombardi

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

— Tommy Cooper