Fall Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it.” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fall Funny Humor Saws Tree Trees Woods
I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me - and I didn't hear it. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“Does a falling tree in the forest make a sound when there is no one to hear?” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?” — George Berkeley Copy Share Image
It was in the forest. No one saw it or heard it. So did it actually happen? — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, doesn't it just lie there and rot? — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
He fell as gently as a tree falls. There was not even any sound.. — Antoine de Saint-Exupery Copy Share Image
Lik the tree falling in the forest," says Ira. "Huh?" "You know, the old question - if a tree falls in a forest and… — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
“If a tree falls in the forest when no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? If I scream… — Lydia Kelly Copy Share Image
“if a tree falls in love with the forest but doesn't make a sound, will the forest ever hear it” — Jomny Sun Copy Share Image
If a tree falls in the woods and no one's around to hear it, it still very probably makes a sound. A baseball game… — Carson Cistulli Copy Share Image
If a tree falls on your head in a forest and no one hears it, it still hurts. — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
A great whispering noise began to rise in the woods on either side of the tracks, as if the forest had just noticed we… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Some people still believe you should just fall in line with what's going on - and that's scary. It makes a mockery of freedom… — Emily Robison Copy Share Image
Two things revolutionised life: moving to the countryside and falling in love. — Nick Love Copy Share Image
“When you jump, all you're going to do is fall. But leaping? Leaping is when you think there's something on the other side.” — David Levithan Copy Share Image
I understand that it's the music that keeps me alive... That's my lifeblood. And to give that up for, like, the TV, the cars,… — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
To hurry through the rise and fall of a fine, full sentence is like defying the role of time in human life. — Kenneth Clark Copy Share Image
Many Republicans have always reminded me of professional WWF wrestlers. They come into the ring all pumped up and acting like they're invincible and… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
“We will all, at some point in our lives, fall. Every single one of us. We shouldn't spend our time trying to avoid falling.… — Nicole Williams Copy Share Image
I am attracted to looking at the different things language can mean even in one sometimes quite ordinary utterance. Writing is partly about listening… — Rae Armantrout Copy Share Image
We were so poor as kids. I didn't even see a bathtub, running water, hot water, commode - we didn't have any of that.… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
How wonderful it would be to scatter words as they rise to consciousness, to let them lie where they fall. — Joanna Scott Copy Share Image
My life is a crystal teardrop. There are snowflakes falling in the teardrop and little figures trudging in slow motion. — Joan Baez Copy Share Image
When I was 13, I began relaxing my hair, and that meant when I turned 18 it began to crack and fall off, and… — Soledad O'Brien Copy Share Image
