Car Quote by Steven Wright

I shopped at Harrods and Louis Vuitton, as they were top on my priority list. And that's when a friendly shopkeeper told me that…

— Pranitha Subhash

When I was a kid, nobody in my family had a car. And I didn't have many toys. The only toys I had were…

— DMX

I remember the first time I pulled out of my driveway in my grandparents' Nissan Ultimate or Centra. I just remember getting in a…

— Emily Ratajkowski

When I was younger, my mom and I lived in a car because we didn't have anywhere to go.

— Kane Brown

Short stories, for me, it's like you step inside this brand new car and you drive it and you drive it into a tree…

— Kevin Wilson

I remember, this one time, one of my best friends was living with us for a little while, this place we were renovating. We…

— Jonathan Scott

One day I locked my keys in my car and as I was standing there with a hanger halfway through the top of my…

— Bill Engvall

When I was a kid, you ate, and you drank, and you passed out and nobody woke you up and said, 'Let's go shopping.

— Lewis Black

Do you ever go off with a long grocery list and come home from the store with a bunch of different stuff? And somebody…

— Robert Fulghum

I even used to stop vehicles going through stop signs, even though I was walking.

— Joe Arpaio

When my boys were little and food wasn't easily delivered via an app, the restaurant at the end of the road was my saviour.

— Susanna Reid

My first car was a stick.

— Hunter Biden