We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show so we'll kick off… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Then there’s the biggest problem of them all – the problem of being in an Audi TT when you are not called… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
No, no, no. There's no such thing as cheap and cheerful. It's cheap and nasty & expensive and cheerful. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
I was reading The Mirror the other day and came across a letter from a reader who wrote, 'I was riding my… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
[on the BMW X3] If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and think you… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Asking the front wheels of a car to do their normal job of steering while handling more than 170hp is like asking… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning, and you think you are an onion,… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Racing cars which have been converted for road use never really work. It's like making a hard core adult film, and then… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
It’s what non-car people don’t get. They see all cars as just a ton and a half, two tons of wires, glass,… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
“[A Bugatti Veyron is] quite the most stunning piece of automotive engineering ever created....At a stroke then, the Veyron has rendered everything… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
You're a car, but most of all, what you are, what you've become, is a mate. And that's what makes a car… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
When you've finished using a car, put the f***ing seat back, so humans can use it afterwards. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
“I took ten days off and by 11 o’clock on the first morning I had drunk fourteen cups of coffee, read all the newspapers… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
I dish the dirt out, and I can take it. But why should my mother and children have to take it? In 20 years,… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
This is perfect for India because everyone who comes here gets the trots. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
“Make no mistake, Concorde was an extraordinary technological achievement. Almost certainly, one of the greatest.” — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you've got the Ebola virus and you're about to… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
“Lego, however, is always opened and then left lying around so adults have something to tread on when they are prowling around around the… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
She can take a year to read something, whereas I like a book that becomes more important in my life that life itself. When… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
You know what, I distinctly remember my boat blew up and I was killed! — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Because drug dealers shoot each other in London, Norfolk farmers can't have guns to defend their homes. I mean, no one wants a gun… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
“Three chums would find themselves at a loose end for whatever reason and would agree to travel together to foreign lands for the purposes… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
“and although the W came along in the tenth century, modern Germans still seem to manage perfectly well by using a V instead. Except… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
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