Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you've got the Ebola virus and you're… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Then there’s the biggest problem of them all – the problem of being in an Audi TT when you are not called… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do? — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
If we build three million new houses by 2020, where will we grow all the stuff needed to feed the people who… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
When we went to Canada [with Top Gear], I was staggered about how many people got in touch ... Before we finish… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
You take out an injunction against somebody or some organisation and immediately news of that injunction and the people involved and the… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
It’s what non-car people don’t get. They see all cars as just a ton and a half, two tons of wires, glass,… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
I think people who watch 'Top Gear' think they're the only ones watching it, which I quite like, because it can hopefully… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
The "public" seems to have bought into this belief that life can, and should, be run without risk, that all accidents are… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Boredom forces you to ring people you haven’t seen for eighteen years and halfway through the conversation you remember why you left… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
We don't know how many people are watching The Grand Tour's - it's a closely guarded secret, we don't even know -… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
“I took ten days off and by 11 o’clock on the first morning I had drunk fourteen cups of coffee, read all the newspapers… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
I dish the dirt out, and I can take it. But why should my mother and children have to take it? In 20 years,… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
This is perfect for India because everyone who comes here gets the trots. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
“Make no mistake, Concorde was an extraordinary technological achievement. Almost certainly, one of the greatest.” — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you've got the Ebola virus and you're about to… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
“Lego, however, is always opened and then left lying around so adults have something to tread on when they are prowling around around the… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
She can take a year to read something, whereas I like a book that becomes more important in my life that life itself. When… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
You know what, I distinctly remember my boat blew up and I was killed! — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Because drug dealers shoot each other in London, Norfolk farmers can't have guns to defend their homes. I mean, no one wants a gun… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
“Three chums would find themselves at a loose end for whatever reason and would agree to travel together to foreign lands for the purposes… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
“and although the W came along in the tenth century, modern Germans still seem to manage perfectly well by using a V instead. Except… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
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