It's just thinking of funny things that will amuse us and entertain us and we'll come and do it. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
[on the BMW X3] If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and think you… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You’ve heard she’s mad and eats nothing but wallpaper paste. But you would, wouldn’t you? — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Extravagant is, I think, the word we all thought when we met ... A lot of money went into that [The Grand… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
I think it's a good idea to tie Peter Mandelson to a van. Such an act would be cruel and barbaric and… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
I think Koenigsegg is Swedish for: Oh no, my head has just exploded! — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning, and you think you are an onion,… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort Inn, you've got your Best Western,… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Like many men, I can never find anything that I'm looking for, even when I'm actually looking at it. In a fridge,… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
You're a car, but most of all, what you are, what you've become, is a mate. And that's what makes a car… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
“I took ten days off and by 11 o’clock on the first morning I had drunk fourteen cups of coffee, read all the newspapers… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
I dish the dirt out, and I can take it. But why should my mother and children have to take it? In 20 years,… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
This is perfect for India because everyone who comes here gets the trots. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
“Make no mistake, Concorde was an extraordinary technological achievement. Almost certainly, one of the greatest.” — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you've got the Ebola virus and you're about to… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
“Lego, however, is always opened and then left lying around so adults have something to tread on when they are prowling around around the… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
She can take a year to read something, whereas I like a book that becomes more important in my life that life itself. When… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
You know what, I distinctly remember my boat blew up and I was killed! — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Because drug dealers shoot each other in London, Norfolk farmers can't have guns to defend their homes. I mean, no one wants a gun… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
“Three chums would find themselves at a loose end for whatever reason and would agree to travel together to foreign lands for the purposes… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
“and although the W came along in the tenth century, modern Germans still seem to manage perfectly well by using a V instead. Except… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image