Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you've got the Ebola virus and you're… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sportscar in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show so we'll kick off… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do? — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
[on the BMW X3] If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and think you… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You’ve heard she’s mad and eats nothing but wallpaper paste. But you would, wouldn’t you? — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish Delight. All we know is… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
I mean its a weekly occurrence that somebody will complain that Top Gear was on last night - and you just sit… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
When we went to Canada [with Top Gear], I was staggered about how many people got in touch ... Before we finish… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off! — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he’s… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's a lot of effort in a day. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
I rang up Jay Kay, who's got one, and said: 'Can we borrow yours?' and he said, 'Yeah, if I can borrow… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED? — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
“I took ten days off and by 11 o’clock on the first morning I had drunk fourteen cups of coffee, read all the newspapers… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
I dish the dirt out, and I can take it. But why should my mother and children have to take it? In 20 years,… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
This is perfect for India because everyone who comes here gets the trots. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
“Make no mistake, Concorde was an extraordinary technological achievement. Almost certainly, one of the greatest.” — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you've got the Ebola virus and you're about to… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
“Lego, however, is always opened and then left lying around so adults have something to tread on when they are prowling around around the… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
She can take a year to read something, whereas I like a book that becomes more important in my life that life itself. When… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
You know what, I distinctly remember my boat blew up and I was killed! — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Because drug dealers shoot each other in London, Norfolk farmers can't have guns to defend their homes. I mean, no one wants a gun… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
“Three chums would find themselves at a loose end for whatever reason and would agree to travel together to foreign lands for the purposes… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
“and although the W came along in the tenth century, modern Germans still seem to manage perfectly well by using a V instead. Except… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
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