Does anyone really imagine for a moment that my wife gives two stuffs about global warming? She certainly did not appear to… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
I've been told by the BBC that if I make one more offensive remark, anywhere, at any time, I will be sacked.… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
“there’s never been a safer time to go for a ride. Sadly, though, there’s a problem. You see, cycling is seen now… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Nothing can prepare you for the yawning chasm of time that passes in Canada before the healthcare system actually does any healthcare. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
“No really. If you only have seven years left, that means the Reaper will be dropping round for tea and buns in… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
“Flying means boredom. Next time you're going away, just drive. You can leave when you want. You don't have to sit next… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
I think people who watch 'Top Gear' think they're the only ones watching it, which I quite like, because it can hopefully… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off,… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
“I took ten days off and by 11 o’clock on the first morning I had drunk fourteen cups of coffee, read all the newspapers… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
I dish the dirt out, and I can take it. But why should my mother and children have to take it? In 20 years,… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
This is perfect for India because everyone who comes here gets the trots. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
“Make no mistake, Concorde was an extraordinary technological achievement. Almost certainly, one of the greatest.” — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you've got the Ebola virus and you're about to… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
“Lego, however, is always opened and then left lying around so adults have something to tread on when they are prowling around around the… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
She can take a year to read something, whereas I like a book that becomes more important in my life that life itself. When… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
You know what, I distinctly remember my boat blew up and I was killed! — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Because drug dealers shoot each other in London, Norfolk farmers can't have guns to defend their homes. I mean, no one wants a gun… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
“Three chums would find themselves at a loose end for whatever reason and would agree to travel together to foreign lands for the purposes… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
“and although the W came along in the tenth century, modern Germans still seem to manage perfectly well by using a V instead. Except… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
