I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do? — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED? — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
I would love to be on 'Top Gear' as a star in a reasonably priced car. — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
No, it will never have enough power until I can spin the wheels at the end of the straightaway in high gear.… — Mark Donohue Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Mexican cars are just going to be lazy, feckless, flatulent, overweight, leaning against a fence asleep looking at a cactus with a… — Richard Hammond Copy Share Image
Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you've got the Ebola virus and you're… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish Delight. All we know is… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Some say he isn’t machine washable, and all his potted plants are called ‘Steve’. All we know is he’s called the Stig. — Richard Hammond Copy Share Image
This is just the happiest car in the world! I shall call it Oliver! Not that we'd ever name a car on… — Richard Hammond Copy Share Image
I think I wanted to be on Top Gear from a fairly young age because I loved cars and I wanted to… — Richard Hammond Copy Share Image
Supercars are supposed to run over Arthur Scargill and then run over him again for good measure. They are designed to melt… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Acting is a sport. On stage you must be ready to move like a tennis player on his toes. Your concentration must… — Clive Swift Copy Share Image
I mean its a weekly occurrence that somebody will complain that Top Gear was on last night - and you just sit… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Throughout the Arab and Islamic world the feeling is that we are now in top gear for a war of civilizations, a… — Husain Haqqani Copy Share Image
When we went to Canada [with Top Gear], I was staggered about how many people got in touch ... Before we finish… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Although the great frustration about this [role] is the fact that there's one thing Maigret never does, and that's drive. He's always… — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he’s… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
This is just the happiest car in the world! I shall call it Oliver! Not that wed ever name a car on… — Richard Hammond Copy Share Image
Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off,… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You’ve heard she’s mad and eats nothing but wallpaper paste. But you would, wouldn’t you? — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sportscar in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's a lot of effort in a day. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show so we'll kick off… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
[on the BMW X3] If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and think you… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
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![“Although the great frustration about this [role] is the fact that there's one thing Maigret never does, and that's drive. He's always driven, or he takes the train, or he gets the bus. I was saying 'Well, why don't we ring the changes for the 21st Century, and stick him in the car?'. [Executive…” quote by Rowan Atkinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/46a/rowan-atkinson-3883_21st-century_although-the-great-frustration-about-thi_1809992.jpg)
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