Although the great frustration about this [role] is the fact that there's one thing Maigret never does, and that's drive. He's always… — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
Change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's a lot of effort in a day. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
No, it will never have enough power until I can spin the wheels at the end of the straightaway in high gear.… — Mark Donohue Copy Share Image
This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
I rang up Jay Kay, who's got one, and said: 'Can we borrow yours?' and he said, 'Yeah, if I can borrow… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED? — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off,… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Supercars are supposed to run over Arthur Scargill and then run over him again for good measure. They are designed to melt… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
This is just the happiest car in the world! I shall call it Oliver! Not that we'd ever name a car on… — Richard Hammond Copy Share Image
This is just the happiest car in the world! I shall call it Oliver! Not that wed ever name a car on… — Richard Hammond Copy Share Image
If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Some say his droppings have been found as far north as York, and that he has a full size tattoo of his… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
[Ryan Reynolds] is my favorite [ on Top Gear] - I think he's the most hilarious actor who just has not been… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
It is God who gives us the spirit of worship (Psalm 133:3), and it is what we know of God that produces… — Sinclair B. Ferguson Copy Share Image
That [Pagani] Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image