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Car Quote by Steven Wright

“A cop stopped me for speeding/ He said, 'Why were you going so fast?' I said, 'See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing [mimes steering wheel]? This steers it'” quote by Steven Wright
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“A cop stopped me for speeding/ He said, 'Why were you going so fast?' I said, 'See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing [mimes steering wheel]? This steers it'”

Steven Wright

About This Quote

Source Stand‑up Comedy Routine, 1990

He jokes that an accelerator is literally a foot‑controlled device that makes a car go faster, highlighting absurd literalism.

In simple terms: Accelerator makes cars go faster.

Key Takeaway

Don’t overthink simple things.

Themes

humor absurdity language play

Mood

playful lighthearted

Type

comedic satirical

When to use this quote

  • teaching physics concepts
  • creative writing
  • public speaking

Key Concepts

literal interpretation wordplay

Questions to Reflect On

  • When does literal humor become confusing?
  • How does context shape meaning?
A Different Perspective

Literal jokes can be misinterpreted.

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