A cop stopped me for speeding/ He said, 'Why were you going so fast?' I said, 'See this thing my foot is… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“We'd never talked about it, but I figured you knew the rules. If a cop stopped, you didn't run, you didn't talk… — Una LaMarche Copy Share Image
“The other talk was about what to do if a cop stopped me. Momma fussed and told Daddy I was too young… — Angie Thomas Copy Share Image
A woman driver went through a red light. The cop stopped her and said, Lady, didn't you see that red light? The… — Joey Bishop Copy Share Image
![“A cop stopped me for speeding/ He said, 'Why were you going so fast?' I said, 'See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing [mimes steering wheel]? This steers it'” quote by Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/6ae/steven-wright-432_car_a-cop-stopped-me-for-speeding-he-said-wh_1022504.jpg)
