Gas Pedal Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I wired my gas pedal to my stereo, so now when I crank up the volume the car accelerates.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Car Accelerates Gas Pedal Pedal Stereo Stereo Crank Volume Car
“I got in and started the engine, also turning on the radio. When the music began I wished that there might be more switches… — Saul Bellow Copy Share Image
“I floor the gas pedal. The Sonoramic Commando V-8 growls like an angry tiger and leapfrogs us ahead of the traffic.” — Daven Anderson Copy Share Image
“My gas tank is on empty, but my erection is on full. Still, it would be wise to stop the car before I pump.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I happen to love the way your crankshaft works. Your piston sliding through my cylinder.” — Ella Frank Copy Share Image
“He turned up the car radio and punched buttons until he found something loud and thumpingly exultant, some piece of jolly stupidity from AC/DC.” — Tad Williams Copy Share Image
“I pop a cassette into the Buick's stereo. It's the Ramones. I turn the volume up high and roll down the windows. The highway… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“It seemed a vehicle was well and truly dead once the stereo had melted.” — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“I tell him to rev up the engine because I’m ready to ride, partner. He looks at me sideways. Can’t blame him. What a… — Caspar Vega Copy Share Image
“It’s not that I don’t have the drive to succeed, but rather I don’t have the gas.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“As I pedal, I start to get a bad feeling. I start to feel like I have everything all wrong, and that everyone else… — Matthew Quick Copy Share Image
“Listening to music in the car is a way of passing the time, thus shortening my life.” — Édouard Levé Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“...but now, though, because I have still not gotten there, I feel as if distance- as if distance itself-has developed a density, a viscosity,… — Evan Dara Copy Share Image
Our economy is on the move and we are creating thousands of new jobs, but we need to keep our foot on the gas… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
H-h-h-h-holy shhh... Slow down, grab the wall Wiggle like you trying to make yo ass fall off Hella thick I wanna smash 'em all… — Sage The Gemini Copy Share Image
“Because of the size of this body, I must concentrate much harder than I usually do. Even the small things -- my foot on… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
I can feel the heat rising Everything is on fire Today is a painful reminder of why We can only get brighter The further… — Eminem Copy Share Image
“Anyone lucky enough to have options should keep them open. Don't enter the workforce already looking for the exit. Don't put on the breaks.… — Sheryl Sandberg Copy Share Image
In this league, you can't take your foot off the gas pedal. You think you have something won, but teams are too good, too… — Alex Smith Copy Share Image
“Venting doesn’t extinguish the flame of anger; it feeds it. When we vent our anger, we put a lead foot on the gas pedal… — Adam M. Grant Copy Share Image
“Then she tried to bore herself to sleep by thinking about things like yogurt and the structure of a gas pedal.” — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“Don’t enter the workforce already looking for the exit. Don’t put on the brakes. Accelerate. Keep a foot on the gas pedal until a… — Sheryl Sandberg Copy Share Image