“Some people just don’t know when the conversation’s over.” — Caspar Vega Communication Copy Share Image
“The doctors called it a nervous breakdown. I called it a revelation.” — Caspar Vega Anxiety Copy Share Image
“Nothing like a hot cup of black filtered coffee, none of that fancy espresso crap. Especially from those new pod machines. What… — Caspar Vega Coffee Copy Share Image
“I think you were going to stop the Black Plague armed with one guard, one mad scientist, a rubber man, and a… — Caspar Vega Donald trump Copy Share Image
“These aren't revolutionaries. They're losers. Smelly hippies who will always blame somebody else for their problems.” — Caspar Vega Hippies Copy Share Image
“I'm a procrastinator and a lazy person by nature. However, I require the laziness for greatness.” — Caspar Vega Greatness Copy Share Image
“The realization that men and women cannot be friends unless they're also sleeping together. I have enough friends, I don't really need… — Caspar Vega Friends Copy Share Image
“I do believe in Providence. There have been far too many tiny perfect coincidences in my life. At some point, they cease… — Caspar Vega Christianity Copy Share Image
“Having Miami in a state like Florida makes no sense. You may as well put Los Angeles in the middle of Arkansas.… — Caspar Vega Arkansas Copy Share Image
“You know nothing about pain. You know nothing about reality. All you know is what’s inside your bubble. Well, I'm the needle… — Caspar Vega Bubble Copy Share Image
“It was humanoid in form but it was certainly not a person. Its big upside-down teardrop shaped head was covered in blood… — Caspar Vega Big heart Copy Share Image
“I'm angry at this whole damn society. I despise this culture filled with mass produced pornography. I'm proud of myself for not… — Caspar Vega Anger Copy Share Image
“The reinvention, the self-improvement, this kind of planning never really ends. It's not like you cross off six out of seven things… — Caspar Vega Life Copy Share Image
“I can't think of a worse way to die. Not knowing you're in danger, just realizing that it's over in that split… — Caspar Vega Death Copy Share Image
“Your new realizations do not count as self-improvement or personal growth if you keep trying to deny or erase your previous convictions.… — Caspar Vega Celebrities Copy Share Image
“You're just another one of those disconnected, easily angered zombies who haven't really worked a day in their lives. Always eager to… — Caspar Vega Every single day Copy Share Image
“All of a sudden I'm inside the pimple realizing how grotesque this middle period is in a pimple's life. Before the white… — Caspar Vega Acne Copy Share Image
“You can tell he never even considered the possibility of something like this happening to him. He's as out of his element… — Caspar Vega Infidelity Copy Share Image
“My fantasy’s interrupted by some uppity-ass eight-year-old who thinks it would be funny to try to run me off the track by… — Caspar Vega Humor Copy Share Image
“I'd ask my parents to leave the door open just a little bit so I wouldn't be stuck in the prison of… — Caspar Vega Dark Copy Share Image
“I find myself in social situations often where I think of a response to something someone has just said and it’s just… — Caspar Vega Comments Copy Share Image
“I’m at peak physical condition now. People sometimes assume I was in the army. I think I’m too insubordinate for that line… — Caspar Vega Army Copy Share Image
“I've never ever missed anyone in my life. I genuinely do not understand the emotion. People have told me they missed me… — Caspar Vega Emotions Copy Share Image
“There is something alluring about dying in a battle. I don't yearn for death. Suicide is the ultimate disgrace. Yet the image… — Caspar Vega Battle Copy Share Image
“Whatever happens, whatever her final words are to me, I won't turn into one of those pricks who badmouth their exes out… — Caspar Vega Exes Copy Share Image
“Although Swedish is one of the few languages on this Earth that I enjoy the sound of. That and Japanese. French is… — Caspar Vega Accent Copy Share Image
“Generation to generation, these pseudo-revolutionaries could never handle not being the cool kids. Something was always wrong. No sense of humor, no… — Caspar Vega Cool kid Copy Share Image
“I interjected saying one would generally have to be human to have human rights.” — Caspar Vega Human rights Copy Share Image
“This is more disturbing than a woman with short hair wearing a dress.” — Caspar Vega Disturbing Copy Share Image
“Perhaps the cultural Christianity needs to become full-on no-excuses Christianity. You need light to fight the dark. It's the oldest story in… — Caspar Vega Christianity Copy Share Image
“I tell him to rev up the engine because I’m ready to ride, partner. He looks at me sideways. Can’t blame him.… — Caspar Vega Dialogue Copy Share Image
“Hang out in front of a school on a Friday after class has been dismissed. Some notion. I wonder if any inmates… — Caspar Vega Humor Copy Share Image
“Thinking about Toni and how she can never know what kind of a monster she went to bed with. Maybe even had… — Caspar Vega Crush Copy Share Image
“I remember forcefully explaining to a friend of mine how I hate cars with shifter gears. How I don't understand why anyone… — Caspar Vega Cars Copy Share Image
“I kept that thought in the background for a long time. It sort of just lingered there. The kind of thought that… — Caspar Vega Blame Copy Share Image