Comments Quote by Caspar Vega

“Personal trainers and writers don't end up in history books.”

— Caspar Vega

“I've never ever missed anyone in my life. I genuinely do not understand the emotion. People have told me they missed me a thousand…

— Caspar Vega

“I think you were going to stop the Black Plague armed with one guard, one mad scientist, a rubber man, and a synthetic rat.”

— Caspar Vega

“I'm Caspar Vega, bitch.”

— Caspar Vega

“You can tell he never even considered the possibility of something like this happening to him. He's as out of his element hiring an…

— Caspar Vega

“It was humanoid in form but it was certainly not a person. Its big upside-down teardrop shaped head was covered in blood yet I…

— Caspar Vega

“Having Miami in a state like Florida makes no sense. You may as well put Los Angeles in the middle of Arkansas. It's not…

— Caspar Vega

“Numbers are underrated. People are overrated.”

— Caspar Vega

“I can't think of a worse way to die. Not knowing you're in danger, just realizing that it's over in that split second. I…

— Caspar Vega

“All of a sudden I'm inside the pimple realizing how grotesque this middle period is in a pimple's life. Before the white gunk emerges,…

— Caspar Vega

“I'd ask my parents to leave the door open just a little bit so I wouldn't be stuck in the prison of my bedroom…

— Caspar Vega

“You're just another one of those disconnected, easily angered zombies who haven't really worked a day in their lives. Always eager to tell other…

— Caspar Vega