“The realization that men and women cannot be friends unless they're also sleeping together. I have enough friends, I don't really need any more.” — Caspar Vega Copy Share Image
“I remember forcefully explaining to a friend of mine how I hate cars with shifter gears. How I don't understand why anyone would choose the extra work when they don't need to. It's like buying shoes with laces. If I… — Caspar Vega Copy Share Image
“I've never ever missed anyone in my life. I genuinely do not understand the emotion. People have told me they missed me a thousand… — Caspar Vega Copy Share Image
“I think you were going to stop the Black Plague armed with one guard, one mad scientist, a rubber man, and a synthetic rat.” — Caspar Vega Copy Share Image
“You can tell he never even considered the possibility of something like this happening to him. He's as out of his element hiring an… — Caspar Vega Copy Share Image
“It was humanoid in form but it was certainly not a person. Its big upside-down teardrop shaped head was covered in blood yet I… — Caspar Vega Copy Share Image
“Having Miami in a state like Florida makes no sense. You may as well put Los Angeles in the middle of Arkansas. It's not… — Caspar Vega Copy Share Image
“I can't think of a worse way to die. Not knowing you're in danger, just realizing that it's over in that split second. I… — Caspar Vega Copy Share Image
“All of a sudden I'm inside the pimple realizing how grotesque this middle period is in a pimple's life. Before the white gunk emerges,… — Caspar Vega Copy Share Image
“I'd ask my parents to leave the door open just a little bit so I wouldn't be stuck in the prison of my bedroom… — Caspar Vega Copy Share Image
“You're just another one of those disconnected, easily angered zombies who haven't really worked a day in their lives. Always eager to tell other… — Caspar Vega Copy Share Image
