Hank Moody

You looking for a dick punch?

— Hank Moody

You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly.

— Hank Moody

So not only are you a cadaverous slut, but you also have sh***y taste in movies.

— Hank Moody

Life's too short to dance with fat chicks

— Hank Moody

Hey, its you isnt it, I made a mess of your bush this morning.

— Hank Moody

Girls know at once whether they want to fuck, marry, or kill a guy. Which begs the question: how am I doing?

— Hank Moody

“Smell you later.”

— Hank Moody

Wo wo wo what the f**k was that, you just blew me off, you think I can't afford this penile implant on…

— Hank Moody

“Don’t worry, your prayers have been answered. I’m leaving.”

— Hank Moody

“people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have…

— Hank Moody

She takes after her mother. The make-up and the slutty clothes.

— Hank Moody

“I can’t teach you how to write, and anybody who says they can is full of shit.”

— Hank Moody

“Whatever you do, don’t be another brick in the wall!”

— Hank Moody

Im not wearing any pants but I would like to invite you two ladies to join me, to take your pants off,…

— Hank Moody

Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f*****g douche!

— Hank Moody

“Cities don’t change people. People don’t even change people. We are who we are.”

— Hank Moody

“I pop a cassette into the Buick's stereo. It's the Ramones. I turn the volume up high and roll down the windows.…

— Hank Moody

Oh, look at the time....The big hand says F**k, and the little hand says Off....Good thing there's not a second hand. I'm…

— Hank Moody

I went there to kick his ass, and I stayed to soak up his wisdom.

— Hank Moody

“Maybe we're all out there, floating by ourselves in some big black void. But we build connections, you know? We build our…

— Hank Moody

A BRONER!!! An unintentional male inspired b*ner.. thats the word I'm looking for

— Hank Moody

You're looking at me like I just finger-b****d your cat.

— Hank Moody

“The person that I want to have everything to do with, wants nothing to do with me.”

— Hank Moody

Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says Off..... Good thing there's not a second…

— Hank Moody

Oh god, pity those poor kids who are never going to forget this image of this big naked man-baby rising up from…

— Hank Moody