Californication Quote by Hank Moody Download Open image “You looking for a dick punch?” — Hank Moody ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Californication
I drop bars on slaps that knock hard and I charge for this dick extra large. — Mac Dre Copy Share Image
I think everyone on the planet knows I'm a puncher. If I can get around you, I'm going to punch you in the face. — Matt Mitrione Copy Share Image
You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly. — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
So not only are you a cadaverous slut, but you also have sh***y taste in movies. — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
Girls know at once whether they want to fuck, marry, or kill a guy. Which begs the question: how am I doing? — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
Wo wo wo what the f**k was that, you just blew me off, you think I can't afford this penile implant on wheels — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“I can’t teach you how to write, and anybody who says they can is full of shit.” — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly. — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“Cities don’t change people. People don’t even change people. We are who we are.” — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“The person that I want to have everything to do with, wants nothing to do with me.” — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says Off..... Good thing there's not a second hand. I'm… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
Oh god, pity those poor kids who are never going to forget this image of this big naked man-baby rising up from the water… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
Don't tell me what to feel. All my fuckin' life people have been telling me I do things wrong, I'm always the fucking asshole,… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“Dear Karen, I've been thinking about Us, the story of us. How the fuck do I sum it up? Has it been perfect? Hardly.… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. While I'm down there it might be nice to… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“She said one thing and I said another and the next thing I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life in… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
