“We're all a bit of a dick. It's the human condition. Nothing to be afraid of.” — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
When we go to commercial, I'll look at Dick like, 'Do you still want me as your wingman?' — Ryan Seacrest Copy Share Image
“If your dick has more frequent flyer miles than you do, you’re not a lover—you’re a disease with a passport.” — Brad Deep Copy Share Image
When it comes to my wife and blowjobs, my dicks in the Witness Protection Program. 'Dick? I dont know nobody named Dick.' — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
“I'm serious. They'll call me a pussy." "And if you help them, I'll call you a dick. So no matter what you… — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
“So, don’t matter tomorrow morning you still think I’m a dick. ’Cause now, even though you’re drunk, I’m gonna take you inside… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“I thought you seemed a lot nicer lately. Dick will do that. Thank god, too, because you’re usually one mood swing away… — Ebony Brewer Copy Share Image
A girl said that I'm lesbian I said sorry what ... she said I like pussies more than dicks.. same here bitch ... ;) — Manish Bhagtani Copy Share Image
“His cock was beautiful. He had low hanging balls. His dick, which was long like the rest of him, was standing proud.… — James Cox Copy Share Image
The only way to let somebody know they are being a dick, is by acting like a bigger dick. This explains my… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“For a guy, nothing is sexier than a girl who craves his little guy and can’t keep her hands off of it…… — Roberto Hogue Copy Share Image
“Desandra shrugged her shoulders. "Hey, Kate? Have you thought of walking up to Hugh and telling him that he's got the biggest… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He has one dick, and it can be inside one woman at a time. Nothing you say will stop me getting peeled… — C.D. Reiss Copy Share Image
“There used to be a time when it took nothing but a knowing smile and a sultry voice to get him so… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“She tried to hurt Fitz!" He turned to Gabriel and Dick. "That'll get her mad. " Gabriel rolled his eyes. "She's been… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“My dick didn't seem to be aware that she was there. She kept asking me what was wrong, and I was so… — Nikki Sixx Copy Share Image
“Ninja chicken isn't he?" You grinned at me, rolling your sleeves up."We'll see about that." You reached into the cage. Instantly Dick… — Lucy Christopher Copy Share Image
“In the kitchen Anna was quietly plotting to get rid of him. A brief talk, then she would contact the publisher and… — Steven Swift Copy Share Image
