Quote by Ralphie May Download Open image “If you can take a dick in the ass, you can DAMN sure take a joke!” — Ralphie May ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
And don't be sensitive and angry at the shit that I wrote cuz if you can take a fucking dick, you can take a… — Immortal Technique Copy Share Image
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I'm not a big one for jokes. I can't tell a joke, believe it or not. If you gave me a thousand bucks and… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
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I loved 'Celebrity Fit Club,' working out six days a week, running a mile and a half three times a week, and doing 1,000… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I mean, comics fear sue - you know, lawsuits and stuff like that, just because they don't like to do paperwork. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
People have been calling me names and setting me back my whole life. And with every fight it's just given me more fuel to… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I got kids now... It gives you an empathetic feeling into other cultures and stuff. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
Comedy is not about appearance; it's about rockin' a mike. Are they laughing? That's the only test. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
My jokes aren't predicated on my weight that much. I talk about it some, but it's definitely not the focus, so I don't feel… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I grew up in a little town in Arkansas called Clarksville and it was a weird existence, you know? I grew up white trash;… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
You talk to - I had a good fortune of getting to spend a lot of time with Uncle Miltie and guys like Buddy… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
