Steve Carell

It's a very familiar type of place where people either go to their house on the lake or they get together in…

— Steve Carell

Im not funny. Im actually quite a boring person to meet one-on-one. That seems to shock quite a few people who I…

— Steve Carell

It's harder when people are playing along, because it's just not as funny. They're trying to be funny, and it sort of…

— Steve Carell

My wife is way funnier than I am. As much as I don't really feel I share a sense of humour with…

— Steve Carell

From cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick - there are no plates anymore. In Los…

— Steve Carell

If I'd had a great level of success early on, who knows how I would have responded. I might have been a…

— Steve Carell

It was kind of like they were just giving us a toy to play with, to do whatever we wanted with.

— Steve Carell

I wasn't a class clown, I never developed this comedic flair as a kid. Even when I decided to become an actor,…

— Steve Carell

Whenever I hear someone describe something as a 'kids movie' or a 'family movie,' it immediately has a negative connotation in my…

— Steve Carell

I don't text, I don't have a Blackberry. Literally, I just have a cell phone that I haven't programmed and the whole…

— Steve Carell

I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches.

— Steve Carell

After enjoying a tuna fish sandwich, my seven year old son kindly asked me to 'Change my breath.'

— Steve Carell

Different things just strike people differently. And it's so subjective, too. Because what makes one person laugh won't make others laugh. I…

— Steve Carell

“I hate hospitals, in my mind they are associated with sickness.”

— Steve Carell

I think when someone who's known for doing drama does a comedy but just tries to be funny, that's a mistake.

— Steve Carell

Like most people, I have painful memories of trying to fit in as a child. I wore, said, and did pretty much…

— Steve Carell

Anything nice that's said about me is diametrically opposed to who I am.

— Steve Carell

“Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot a deer in the leg. Had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour.…

— Steve Carell

When you do an animated movie - at least the ones that I've been a part of - you never see any…

— Steve Carell

I don't want to be pretentious about, "yes, I need to move in to the more dramatic roles and express myself and…

— Steve Carell

I am a patriot and I want to see this country [the USA] soar again.

— Steve Carell

I was a bad dater, and up until 8th grade I went to an all boy's school. So, by the time I…

— Steve Carell

How did I end up in films with people like Keira Knightley... all these beautiful leading ladies and me - it's kind…

— Steve Carell

In my role of agent for Miss Hathaway, I would like to say that she does not answer questions relating to this…

— Steve Carell

Is it true that if you don’t USE it you LOSE it?

— Steve Carell